If you’d like to publish me, work with me or hire me then get in touch

I’m available for children’ s parties as long as there are no clowns, weddings as long as there’s not too many drunk uncles, Bar Mitzvahs if there’s cake and funerals if they’re fun

I see myself as the next great coupon writer, or penning the next Fast and Furious script, ghost writing for any Jersey Shore Alum or tweeting memes for Miley. I’d do a lovely eulogy for a rapper or Disney damsel

Call me maybe

I could have written that

But do…

Or write me


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