About me

British born with Germanic roots (very different from Jamaican roots in the fun stakes)

My writing career peaked when I was a runner-up in a dog pooper scooper slogan
contest as a child

I have been writing crap ever since

A liberal arts grad with a drummer boyfriend I have set myself up for a long career in failing
but am the punch line to many a joke. Swings. Roundabouts.

I currently live in the middle of England with my more successful boyfriend on our imaginary farm

When I am not writing, which is often, I enjoy procrastinating and collecting imaginary


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